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Nature is like a good garlic aioli. It's a beautiful, wonderful thing. But that doesn't mean we want it everywhere and on everything. Sometimes we need to keep the wilderness at arm's length and hang a bit of civility on what is usually a rather insistent web of life. The question is how to proceed without tearing its strands to pieces.

I'm continually amazed by nature's stubborn refusal to play nice and stay politely out of the few places where I don't want it. But it seems there are always spiders in the corners and weeds in the garden. I've caught snakes in the kitchen and even pulled creeping vines off our foundation walls—in the basement.

So I understand the urge for pesticides. They're an easy route to creating an urbane oasis from unruly forest, field, and bramble. And I'd spray all day if that was all they did. But pesticides don't just zap their targets -- and they don't stop killing once they do. They don't even stay where we put them. Just ask the DuPont Company, which recently learned these lessons the hard way.

It introduced an herbicide called Imprelis in late 2010. What was supposed to be a relatively benign weed killer turned out to be a bit much for nearby trees. Now DuPont finds itself in the tree replacement business, and the product itself has been banned.

Call it a cautionary tale about the law of unintended consequences when the consequences are chemical in origin. But that leaves pesky nature still meddling in our affairs. So what can we do instead?

First, choose to be tolerant. A few dandelions on the lawn or some spider webs under the eaves aren't going to hurt anyone. We simply don't need perfect yards or insect-less homes. Trying to achieve such things is ultimately a losing battle, and any temporary victories we might achieve are hardly worth pesticides' dangerously toxic costs.

Second, know what you're up against. Is that crabgrass by the patio or something else? Are those carpenter ants on the counter or sugar ants? Every pest is different and so are the pesticide-free methods used to boot them.

Once you know what you've got, the rest is relatively straightforward. Here's a brief guide to locating the specific pesticide-free know-how you'll need:

Try 'em and you'll see: We just need a spritz or two of common sense and a squirt of the Earth's own remedies to stop whatever's bugging us.

Geoff the Inkslinger and his Dog

The Inkslinger has written about environmental issues for over 20 years and is a freelance writer for some of America's most iconoclastic companies and non-profits. His true loves include nature, music of the Americana/rock and roll variety, interior design, books, old things, good stories, pagan rituals, and his wife of 24 years, with whom he lives in an undisclosed chemical-free rural Vermont location along with his teenage daughter and two infinitely hilarious Australian shepherds!

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